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frequent overthinker, compulsive fixer, digester-then-explainer, "why?" question relishing father, minor-irritant partner, excessive disassembler, original-form hacker, high-efficiency googler, borderline-competent car-fixer, expert-level car-breaker, faster-by-qwerty communicator, indiscriminate photo-taker, Leatherman owner.
Joined Nov 2022
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"Dad, people say we are a family of pyromaniacs, is that true?"
"Yes, we arson"
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@ancientjames took me three watches to realise I was supposed to be looking at the marble, but as soon as I figured that out... holy crap! that's remarkable.
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TIL: “ai;dr”
@ancientjames I'll admit to getting twitchy a couple of times watching the vid.
/speccy idiot and photographer
@gsuberland same but orangutans.
this year.
previously, dogs, cats, frogs, lizards, owls.
saved locally for quick retrieval as reactions.
but this year, orangs :)
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Writing your passwords down in a physical paper notebook, also give your family a chance to access the family pictures and documents on your computers, when you are no longer able to yourself.
Everybody should make a digital "Testament" listing passwords, and who out in the world should be told about the sad news., because they will not see the death-notice in your local paper.
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There is only one way to get a ton of likes on your Mastodon post. You must find a decades old piece of technology that only 12 people in the world own and write a 10,000 word essay on how to use it.
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It is the early 2000s and Microsoft has introduced an onslaught of security vulnerabilities incorporating Internet & web connectivity into every part of Windows.
It is the mid 2020s and Microsoft has introduced an onslaught of security vulnerabilities incorporating GenAI into every part of Windows.
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"what's your biggest weakness?"
"being overly blunt when asked awful interview questions"
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Microsoft: I have made Notepad✨
Security researchers: You fucked up a perfectly good plaintext editor is what you did. Look at it. It's got RCEs.
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Happy with the result of this commission of an aptly named Scottish Deerhound called Nessie
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https://www.theverge.com/tech/877008/t-mobile-live-translation-languages-ai-network
ok.. walk me through where the ffmpeg cache for this is gonna live.
cuz like..
im just picturing the s3 bucket leak here
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438) Jokebot. Has an infallible memory for jokes and loves to retell them. #SmallRobotsRemastered
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in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with.
this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US.
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"In the digital world, it is wise to appear unpredictable… like a Windows update." - The Art of Cyber War
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435) Fortbot. Has built you a fort! Come on in! #SmallRobotsRemastered
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Steve:
frequent overthinker, compulsive fixer, digester-then-explainer, "why?" question relishing father, minor-irritant partner, excessive disassembler, original-form hacker, high-efficiency googler, borderline-competent car-fixer, expert-level car-breaker, faster-by-qwerty communicator, indiscriminate photo-taker, Leatherman owner.
Joined Nov 2022
