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(Via /r/Scotland)

Cumbernauld.

hey please don't find your favorite youtubers on telegram/other private messaging platforms and ask them about their sexual orientation

fan mail goes in the mail, and nobody should fuck their fans. thanks

An innocent question from @wendinoakland ("Do they ever change colours?") to which the answer WAS "No, no they don't", but I just couldn't leave it.

On the plus side it pushed me into making something, so now I feel better as I wander off to do some chores.

#sillyScribbles

> We noticed that the key from an old Zen 1 CPU was the example key of the NIST SP 800-38B publication

i would say that is.... awkward

You can now jailbreak your AMD CPU! 🔥We've just released a full microcode toolchain, with source code and tutorials. https://bughunters.google.com/blog/5424842357473280/zen-and-the-art-of-microcode-hacking

was *very* not expecting to wake up and find out there's now an open toolchain for AMD microcode (see last boost)

I found this on the internet. It is very funny.

🤔

If anyone's running a #Styscraper leaderboard at their workplace, let me know & I may be able to send a tiny prize for the winner (UK only, while stocks last)

was not expecting to be writing a vulnerability report for Command & Conquer Generals: Zero Hour today but here we are

https://github.com/TheSuperHackers/GeneralsGameCode/issues/272

There needs to be MANY fronts in this moment. This could be one.

Start small. If not welcome in red districts, do so in adjacent ones and invite all comers. Build to larger town halls and rallies. The orange turd pays attention to rallies. Even the sellouts in the media do. #politics

Yet again, I remind you that if you work in cybersecurity, you will never not benefit from learning packet analysis. Yes, there are tools for that. But when they fail (and oh buddy do they fail), your ability to perform independent analysis is critical.

Trump: "You're gambling with World War III."

History: "WWII started with a right-wing authoritarian leader allying himself with a Russian dictator and agreeing to mutually devour a country on Russia's borders. That's essentially identical to what Trump and Putin are attempting to do now. The way to stop WWII was to hold a dictator in check. The way to prevent WWIII is the same."

Elon: We need to eliminate government waste.

Advisor: We could end tax breaks for billionaires.

Elon: What about this guy here?

Advisor: That's Greg. He has to push a button every ten minutes or our nuclear warheads will detonate, killing us all. We pay him $7.25 an hour.

Elon: Fire Greg.

"Have you said thank you, even once?"

How do librarians remotely access their computers?

ssh!

I shit you not. Denmark and Norway are refusing to fuel US warships.

Not even the government… it’s private companies.

As you watch the Trump regime wreck everything in sight, you should be regularly asking yourself this question:

If the stated goal was to end democracy, ruin the economy, accelerate climate change, shred human rights, aid our adversaries, and steal everything in sight -- would the regime be doing anything differently?

Here’s to another relaxing Sunday.