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One of the most infuriating things as a driver is sitting in traffic for ages, only to discover the cause of the traffic you've been sat in is dickheads slowing down to look at an accident on the other side of the motorway.

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Breaking: Trump vows that the next generation of Iron Lungs will be American-made.

@Wildheart_Baby reasonable question, tbf.
strong beard game, from the cold northern lands, good at pressies, suspected of flying abilities, never seen in the same room as Santa...

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Whenever someone says "If you don't have anything to hide why do you care" in privacy/tracking discussions I always hear the sentence in my head in the voice of Hans Landa…

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Updated my e-mail signature for the generative AI era:

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OH: "look at those tiny bouncy squirrels holding hands" "isn't that an REM song?"

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If you agree murder is bad, but you don't view insurance corporations denying critical medicine to people knowing full well they will die as a result, as a form of murder, then you don't in fact believe murder is bad. You believe rich people should be able to kill poor people and you should learn to be honest with yourself.

@JennyList I get bill king ham, but brother ace / twin ace / friend ace doesn't really work

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“Wow you’re good at computers”

“I just click everything”

“But how did you know which menu it was?”

“I just click everything”

“But then you were able to find the correct thing in the drop-down”

“I just click everything”

“How did you learn the new system so fast?”

“I just click everything”

“You must have some deep systems knowledge”

“I just click everything”

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Ten days. Sixty-nine photos of animals in Santa hats. Nice.

Off to do some chores now, but happy for people to still nominate their pets if they've got Santa hat envy (yes it's a thing).

Look at them all though. Such cuties.

#xmasScribbles #xmasHatting

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@35millimetre my oddest biketool yet is the one to get the exhaust headers off. it's a chonky bronzish thing which could probably pass for a medieval handweapon :/

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The “T” in t-shirt is short for Tyrannosaurus, which explains the short arms.

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I want a world in which my status as a trans woman is -boring trivia-.

The kind of thing that people honestly don't give a shit about.

I want to be boring, not brave.

@35millimetre make sure it has sufficient ratings (top and bottom end of the scale) for your needs...

/cries in 2 torque wrench hell, one purely for head bolts, damnit

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A Dark-eyed Junco wearing a snowflake on his cheek ❄️, wonderful shot by Jocelyn Anderson (jocelynandersonphotographyshop) #SilentSunday

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It sounds like great advice if your health insurance denies a claim.

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