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Steve:
frequent overthinker, compulsive fixer, digester-then-explainer, "why?" question relishing father, minor-irritant partner, excessive disassembler, original-form hacker, high-efficiency googler, borderline-competent car-fixer, expert-level car-breaker, faster-by-qwerty communicator, indiscriminate photo-taker, Leatherman owner.
Joined Nov 2022
@catsalad cause or false correlation?
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The NCT is really just a sleeper cell for the birthday party industry. Before you know it you're spending an insane amount of money over 2 months every year, because your kid and 7 others all throw a party where they all invite each other
@CppGuy @anon_opin "and he sounded so sincere too..."
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we've moved office floors and there's a bunch of new conference rooms on this floor that they asked for names for, with the naming scheme being "microsoft products" and:
1) One of my (and probably others) suggestions, Clippy, actually made it lmfao
2) They have a room named "Solitaire". It is set up for four people.
3) They have a room named "Windows". It is, guess what, an interior room with no windows.
our facilities team might be comedy geniuses, actually
@GossiTheDog this is why we have microwave ovens.
gentle threat, pretend to close the door on it a few times, let it realise the metal cage stops everything else from hearing its cries.
THEN you ask it nicely to play along, or it gets incrementally longer time with more than just the light on...
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It's bad luck to say "MacBook" in the office, you have to refer to it as "the Scottish laptop"
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10% off everything at Unsafe Warnings from now until xmas.
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A sneak peek of my almost-finished Hexie Quilt. I decided on a fleece backing (because why not make it harder on myself?!), which wrinkled to buggery, but you can't tell from the front. Just need to bind it and I'm done. #quilting
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@hypnogoria and a good day to you too
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Yeah, no TikTok, sharing my daily habits is not going to motivate anyone, unless it’s as a case study of what not to do.
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120 film reel on GitHub and Printables
https://github.com/JennyList/120-film-reel
https://www.printables.com/model/1084221-3d-printable-spool-for-120-roll-film
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Dungeons and Dragons is a role-playing game that lets you live out such fantasies as:
• Having money
• Making close friends as an adult
• Travelling the world without crippling debt
• Being able to change the world
• Getting better at something with practice
• Getting 8 hours of sleep each night
@mattround both, in my case.
mushrooms universally, tomatoes are either raw or an ingredient. never cooked as an item.
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Statistician here. I work on massive public datasets for multiple government departments, who must never find out that I remember the difference between the greater than > and less than < symbols by muttering under my breath "the crocodile eats the bigger number".
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Hang in there, friends. Strengthen your communities and tell your friends you love them. We museum folks love you. Here are some helpful bananas.
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Steve:
frequent overthinker, compulsive fixer, digester-then-explainer, "why?" question relishing father, minor-irritant partner, excessive disassembler, original-form hacker, high-efficiency googler, borderline-competent car-fixer, expert-level car-breaker, faster-by-qwerty communicator, indiscriminate photo-taker, Leatherman owner.
Joined Nov 2022
