evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

Huzzah! It's Friday! Happy weekend everyone!

I was going to try and work out what the Baboon Boop looked like for dancer number 36, but it's been a bit busy & didn't happen so I've gone with something resembling* the Funky Gibbon instead (love a 1970s classic).

🎶 Do-do-do the funky gibbon 🎶

* "something resembling" is doing a LOT of work here

#FridaySparklyDancers #sillyScribbles #animation #dance #silly #drawing

Look, it's been a long week, OK.

It could be worse, I could have posted it as a really, really, tall still image.

#sillyScribbles #animation #boop #silly #giraffe

Why I am not ordering anything from the UK any more:

Sticker: GBP 2,50
Shipping to NL: GBP 3,00

Eh fine, I am happy to support an artist. So the sticker was sent to NL.

Then customs decided to take their share of 21%. So Converted back to euro this is 21% of € 5,43 which is € 1,14.

Are we there yet? Nooo, the postal agency wants their share too for handling all this terrible paperwork and is charging me another € 6 for it.

So, i got me a sticker for € 12,57. Super. So yeah, Thank #brexit for this and everyone who voted for it. I'm not ordering anything any more from the UK. :(

Harassing botnets with zipbombs.

The idea is this: instead of just blocking IP addresses that hit honeypot URLs, feed them a compressed document that massively expands on their end, making them run out of memory and crash.

This is extremely...
https://jwz.org/b/ykMS

Visitor to the garden this afternoon, looking bright and cheery in the sunshine before noisily flapping off into the woods.

#sillyScribbles #bird #boop #silly

Nicholas Mitchell looking grim: King Charles is an a critical condition today after his butt fell off. Pioneering surgery to replace his butt with a sex arse has had to be delayed due to import issues at Calais. The ghost of Barbara Windsor has said she is "praying for the king's jacksie"

This is what it's like to live in this country

Nowadays it's almost impossible to have your own domain without also having to know more about email authentication than you ever wanted to

1679: piracy is on the rise, King Charles is deeply unpopular

2024: piracy is on the rise, King Charles is deeply unpopular

@Wildheart_Baby It’s brutal isn’t it? Playing with people’s lives.

In Robots of Dawn by Isaac Asimov, a character is stuck after his car breaks down, because he doesn't know how to open the door.

Guys, Asimov predicted Teslas.

Happy Sunday from Canada.

The lockdown project for one of my parents neighbours was to build a scale model of the lake district from Lego. It’s now in the local museum.

So like 30% of Gen Z identifies as LGBTQIA+. Not only is that great, but it points at exactly how many queer kids of prior generations stayed in the closet so long they forgot it was even a closet. The only difference between then and now is that my generation fought like motherfuckers to make it safe for these kids to be themselves. If you think for one second you’ll drag us back, I got news for you - we already kicked your ass once, we can do it again as many times as it takes.

GOP pollster Patrick Ruffini pretends AI generated photos show black Trump supporters registering to vote.

(ETA: no wonder he needed AI, the fictions compound. Black republicans? Republicans registering black people to vote? Black Trump supporters? It's all made up like the star on that "American" flag.)

(Look carefully)

it's doomsday tomorrow and im still procrastinating.