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@stavvers did you try flamethrowers though? spendy at first, bit thirsty on the fuel, but also handy in the event of neighbour(ing country) disputes

@35millimetre rim-blocks or disc type?
unless you have silly-horsepower then motorbike ones are disturbingly tiddly to my eyes. certainly when the previous pads you changed were on a van :-o

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People greatly underestimate the value of libraries in our society. Here's some FREE things you can do at any library:

-Write your greatest enemy an anonymous letter, claiming to have hidden money in a local library book.

-Disguise yourself as a librarian, and offer to help your greatest enemy find the book they seek.

-Murder your greatest enemy in a secluded corner where no witnesses will be present.

-Hide the body behind the shelf of Guy Fieri cookbooks, where it will never be found.

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I was going to make a whole track inspired by the display I saw in a French service station, but really 13 seconds is enough.

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Me: Wow. Just took a macro photo of a flower and it looks gorgeous. The centre is like a sumptious bath.

Everyone else:

Me: No. Honest. It's all bubbly and moist and looks like an amazing place to chill.

Everyone else:

Me: OK. Look. I'll show you what I mean.

Everyone else:

Me: Oh. OK. No, you're right. That's just weird.

#macro #photography #flower #silly #drawing #SillyScribbles

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they should throw the book at whoever took the artefacts from the british museum for receiving stolen goods

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“AI” enthusiast: i have made a chatbot that answers your questions

Software developers: you fucked up a perfectly good search engine is what you did. look at it. it's got hallucinations

@joabaldwin also, that's an awesome shot. the fill-in works great for adding the foreground contrast against the moon :)

@joabaldwin according to essig.berkeley.edu/identificat
it looks most like a European garden spider
(sorry, invasive species from our side of the pond)

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Mastod1 be nice. (sorry, closed for new registrations after a bunch of 'commercial/spamming' accounts jumped in - rule 3 on site)