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Me: Wow. Just took a macro photo of a flower and it looks gorgeous. The centre is like a sumptious bath.

Everyone else:

Me: No. Honest. It's all bubbly and moist and looks like an amazing place to chill.

Everyone else:

Me: OK. Look. I'll show you what I mean.

Everyone else:

Me: Oh. OK. No, you're right. That's just weird.

#macro #photography #flower #silly #drawing #SillyScribbles

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they should throw the book at whoever took the artefacts from the british museum for receiving stolen goods

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“AI” enthusiast: i have made a chatbot that answers your questions

Software developers: you fucked up a perfectly good search engine is what you did. look at it. it's got hallucinations

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Fully expect if there was a zombie apocalypse the government would just encourage you to get bitten so you can get back to work sooner

@joabaldwin also, that's an awesome shot. the fill-in works great for adding the foreground contrast against the moon :)

@joabaldwin according to essig.berkeley.edu/identificat
it looks most like a European garden spider
(sorry, invasive species from our side of the pond)

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@beanclock en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deilep

Giant Hawk Moth caterpillar.
My uncle found one in his garden a week ago somewhere in rural Buckinghamshire

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I would like to publicly apologize for my prior support of drag show bans, but I would also like to emphasize that I thought drag was short for dragon. I did not mean to be a bigot, I simply wanted our scaly friends to be free and not be forced to perform for our entertainment.

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Comparing Sony A700 DSLR with external flash gun to Casio WQV-01 wristcam

@stavvers I am a savage. Cheese on toast is my go-to, but I create such horrific mess each time I make it that I rarely do :/

cheese toastie vans ftw when out and about, though.

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Mastod1 be nice. (sorry, closed for new registrations after a bunch of 'commercial/spamming' accounts jumped in - rule 3 on site)