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@stavvers not one of the latest refugees, but...
-spec should relate to ability to make it fairer, like a golfing handicap or excessive drinking in darts.
maybe the highest current trophy the player has forms the basis of their "ass-assist" or maybe an inverse of their current world ranking as diameter (inches for Americans, cm for those who understand them)?
-crisps depend on season, beverage, levels of hydration, sunshine and the amount of available time to consume. Bacon Frazzles, basically.

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Right now if you search for "country in Africa that starts with the letter K":

- DuckDuckGo will link to an alphabetical list of countries in Africa which includes Kenya.

- Google, as the first hit, links to a ChatGPT transcript where it claims that there are none, and summarizes to say the same.

This is because ChatGPT at some point ingested this popular joke:

"There are no countries in Africa that start with K."
"What about Kenya?"
"Kenya suck deez nuts?"

Google Search is over.

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Free speech has its limits. If you shout “Theater!” in a crowded firehouse they spray you with the hose.

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Self portrait (shadow and wall, 2023)

This captures a moment just before I learnt something important.

I learnt that a 360 camera is NOT a good choice for capturing the glorious sight of a rainbow at sea. It's there, if you look really closely, but.... aye...

Nice planet sphere though, and an excellent foghorn.

#lighthouse #360degree #photography #sphere #Scotland

@Richard_Littler I utterly refute this. Your own offspring have an ability to both delight and frustrate intensely. Sometimes mere seconds apart.

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This cartoon hits hard.

It hits even harder when you notice the 2007 publication date in the lower right corner.

#climate #environment #nature #COP15 #COP27 #sustainability #PredatoryDelay

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Right-wing press (2016): "The glorious age of Britain is upon us! Greatest Britain (blessed be its name) is the supreme realm in the known universe. In fact, we may as well rename the universe: 'Britannia, Oh Majestic Province of Divine Riches...'
Right-wing press (2023):

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"No more locks on front doors. Anywhere. And that includes prisons. Lol" - Elon Musk

Banbury has a robots* exhibition in the museum.

*way lots of 'not-robots' and cybernetically enhanced humanoids, but cool anyway.

Warning: mahoosive photo

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on mastodon you can view an unlimted number of posts every day. this has been controversial and widely regarded as a bad move

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Sports are segregated by gender to protect men

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@evilstevie Hah, perfect! Maybe it’s both. The names Bob, Weird Bob.

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what LLMs effectively do is reduce ‘infinite monkeys with infinite typewriters’ to about a hundred monkeys and you have to choose which monkey you think is the best

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