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@stavvers @andi I was really hoping submersible guy would kick off a bizarre-demise fad among the super rich.

Thiel: dies after deliberately replacing his own blood with the bile of forty hyenas.

Musk: devoured like a pagan god by his many children.

Ellison: Lost at sea. Found. Thrown back.

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It's come to my attention that many of my international followers just don't do cryptic crosswords, so here's how the answer *works*

The clue is looking for a word that means "sexual impulse".

Lido is a pool
Bi is swinging both ways

Put "bi" in "lido" and you get "libido" which means sexual impulse.

This is how we live on rainy fascist island.

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@35millimetre probably best to wait until whoever installed it has headed off. take a camera up with you, and as wide an angle lens as you have. very different viewpoint :)

@aldroid yikes. I knew I got nervous the only time I went to Glasgow, this may have been why

@aldroid does that entrance say "Infants" or "Giants"?
how big was this building, if the latter?

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"We will shift heaven and earth to help people to get out of Afghanistan. We will do everything we can"

Boris Johnson, 2021.

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"All 6 men who drowned in the Channel were Afghan. Afghans are running from Afghanistan because of the Taliban
They are on small boats because the U.K. government won’t open safe & legal routes for Afghans like they have for Ukrainians.
Don’t even know what to say anymore"

Peymana Assad, 2023.

#SafeRoutes

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Really want to help Maui? Get politicians to hold multinational corporations and billionaires accountable for trashing the global ecosystem. Yeah, I didn't think so.

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The Bibby Stockholm plan was never about saving cash. It’s about conspicuous punishment

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@InternetEh 100 squats a day? that's gotta take a heck of a lot of roughage :-o

I hadn't lost her, but it's always good to know that signs are available just in case.
appropriately purpley too

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Mastodon combines 2 of my favourite things - memes and talking to myself.

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Mastod1 be nice. (sorry, closed for new registrations after a bunch of 'commercial/spamming' accounts jumped in - rule 3 on site)