evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net
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Steve:
frequent overthinker, compulsive fixer, digester-then-explainer, "why?" question relishing father, minor-irritant partner, excessive disassembler, original-form hacker, high-efficiency googler, borderline-competent car-fixer, expert-level car-breaker, faster-by-qwerty communicator, indiscriminate photo-taker, Leatherman owner.
Joined Nov 2022
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It's days like this, when I'm avoiding the coronation by trying to find something entertaining in a spreadsheet of local election numbers, that I wonder about my life choices.
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"Welcome to our gander reveal party!"
"Don't you mean..."
"No."
Geese emerge from everywhere. There are no fireworks. Only geese. There are no balloons. Only chaos. There are no genders. Only honk.
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Tomorrow if prince Charles sees his shadow, that means another six years of austerity
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@Wildheart_Baby does that not also make them liable as a publisher for everything that gets posted?
hmmmm... I need an invite, 20g of icing sugar and brief access to the gove for a photo to upload
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@35millimetre damnit, I want to get the hammock set up in the van again now
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When there's a rapid unplanned disassembly but the show must go on
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@scarfolk Every time I hear a Suella Braverman policy announcement, I automatically think that @Richard_Littler is her writer
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| TakeV ⟩
Whenever I hear an autistic person say "ok, so" during a conversation, I get very happy, as I am about to learn an entire semester's worth of information in the next 15 minutes.
The most wonderful phrase.
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As you go about your day today, PLEASE remember to relax and take your time as you ride any elevators, open any very large doors, or push through any thin crevasses.
It’s important we all do our part to give the world plenty of time to load
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Wise words from the introduction & conclusion to my dad's #training material when he was learning to be a #software #developer in the late 1970s.
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Another #WalkTheTube expedition today, this time pushing out into Metroland. Photos to follow!
@stavvers mmmm... oily, sausagey fingers.
and if you win, you get to wear a shiny hat and swear at pens?
hard pass as I suspect he'd enjoy it considerably more
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Steve:
frequent overthinker, compulsive fixer, digester-then-explainer, "why?" question relishing father, minor-irritant partner, excessive disassembler, original-form hacker, high-efficiency googler, borderline-competent car-fixer, expert-level car-breaker, faster-by-qwerty communicator, indiscriminate photo-taker, Leatherman owner.
Joined Nov 2022
