evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net
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Steve:
frequent overthinker, compulsive fixer, digester-then-explainer, "why?" question relishing father, minor-irritant partner, excessive disassembler, original-form hacker, high-efficiency googler, borderline-competent car-fixer, expert-level car-breaker, faster-by-qwerty communicator, indiscriminate photo-taker, Leatherman owner.
Joined Nov 2022
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Whenever I hear an autistic person say "ok, so" during a conversation, I get very happy, as I am about to learn an entire semester's worth of information in the next 15 minutes.
The most wonderful phrase.
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As you go about your day today, PLEASE remember to relax and take your time as you ride any elevators, open any very large doors, or push through any thin crevasses.
It’s important we all do our part to give the world plenty of time to load
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Wise words from the introduction & conclusion to my dad's #training material when he was learning to be a #software #developer in the late 1970s.
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Another #WalkTheTube expedition today, this time pushing out into Metroland. Photos to follow!
@stavvers mmmm... oily, sausagey fingers.
and if you win, you get to wear a shiny hat and swear at pens?
hard pass as I suspect he'd enjoy it considerably more
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I am a Red Cross “Hero for Babies” because I’ve never had CMV (Cytomegalovirus), a harmless virus for adults that’s potentially fatal to infants.
When they told me, I asked the tech why it’s so common and he said, “Most people get it through sexual activity in high school.”
And there’s this awkward pause.
“Well, I hope the babies appreciate my sacrifice. I read a lot of science fiction, OK?”
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@35millimetre yep, can also then embed photo-feed or online comics for interest
@35millimetre full screen web browser and make your own homepage for it?
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Me: *attempts 110KG deadlift*
Everyone else at the funeral:
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Fox News to replace Tucker Carlson with literal pile of steaming horse shit https://newsthump.com/2023/04/24/fox-news-to-replace-tucker-carlson-with-literal-pile-of-steaming-horse-shit/
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I just *know* we haven’t seen the back of Resting Derp Face.
@Wildheart_Baby @stavvers just imagine all the replacement rockets he's going to buy with that fresh, shiny $228 each month.
each rocket is only a few tens of million dollars, so he will only have to save up for 36 centuries for each $10mil :-D
"daaaaaad, have you got another opal mine I don't know about and will publicly deny forever? another one of my toys blew up again and the ants in my twitterarium keep taking the piss out of me"
@Wildheart_Baby @stavvers still, 28 more idiots than he had before
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British folk: I think 13:12 today would be a good time to introduce youngsters to 1992's The Lawnmower Man...
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Steve:
frequent overthinker, compulsive fixer, digester-then-explainer, "why?" question relishing father, minor-irritant partner, excessive disassembler, original-form hacker, high-efficiency googler, borderline-competent car-fixer, expert-level car-breaker, faster-by-qwerty communicator, indiscriminate photo-taker, Leatherman owner.
Joined Nov 2022
