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Also here the periodic reminder to start all your #shell scripts and functions with a comma: rhodesmill.org/brandon/2009/co

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I recently talked to a CEO of another tech company and they have a secret, internal safe word they share only when doing large money transfers, because there are so many scams and deepfakes. This is the kinkiest 💩 I have ever heard of 🤯

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RT from Intel (@intel)

Today, we lost a visionary.

Gordon Moore, thank you for everything.

#bot
Original tweet : nitter.1d4.us/intel/status/163

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I wish more people understood that "I want the computer to generate a natural language text that sounds like a plausible answer to a question about x" and "I want the computer to answer a question about x" are two very different problems.

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Getting a lot of questions so to clean up confusion—here’s how to respond when someone wishes you “Ramadan Mubarak”:
•Ramadan Mubarak to you too!
•Ramadan Kareem!
•Khair Mubarak!
•Happy Ramadan!
•I will buy you tacos after Ramadan ends!

So if you were unsure how to reply, you’re welcome.😉 May you all have a blessed and happy month full of peace and service to all humanity. Amen. ❤️

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Did you know Charles Dickens worked for two midlands newspapers?

It was the Bicester Times, it was the Worcester Times.

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I’m old enough to remember the first TED talk.

It was most excellent.

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Learned today the ethics team at microsoft's ai division were a bottleneck to getting their ai out, so we're sacked, which bodes really well.

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@mattround can you tell the difference between the output of a poor PM or recruiter from an AI chatbot?
my best guess would be the AI chatbot using better grammar

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Asking #BorisJohnson if he lied is like asking a tubby dog with brown smears all over its face, in a kitchen covered in brown paw prints, if it stole and ate all the chocolates.
Dog: "I'll admit I ate the chocolates, but I wasn't aware that I was eating them at the time"

@senj it got shortened to masto.bot then things got all automaton

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Elon Musk recently said, “press@twitter.com now auto responds with 💩”

I had to test this out for myself.

And got 💩 immediately.

Yep, this is the guy that Press continues to legitimize. This is what he thinks of them.

twitter.com/elonmusk/status/16

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Mastod1 be nice. (sorry, closed for new registrations after a bunch of 'commercial/spamming' accounts jumped in - rule 3 on site)