evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net
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Steve:
frequent overthinker, compulsive fixer, digester-then-explainer, "why?" question relishing father, minor-irritant partner, excessive disassembler, original-form hacker, high-efficiency googler, borderline-competent car-fixer, expert-level car-breaker, faster-by-qwerty communicator, indiscriminate photo-taker, Leatherman owner.
Joined Nov 2022
@sarahdal if you have a bunch of scripts, currently or potentially, the sbc option is less messy if you have a home router with an empty lan port and available usb socket for power. pi zero and usb/ethernet adaptor is pretty small, orangepi is another option which may have built-in ethernet
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I just overheard a lady at the Home Depot garden center ask where the perineums are and I hope she finds everything she’s looking for and more.
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miscellaneous networking tools
Permalink: https://wizardzines.com/comics/misc-networking-tools/
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If it doesn't come from the Silicon Valley region, its just sparkling bank failure
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Expect to see many banking crisis jokes on here in the near future. Common examples include:
-Has the US tried turning the banking system off and on again?
-Maybe banks shouldn't have spent so much money on avocado toast.
-Why don't banks just pull themselves up by their bootstraps?
They will all be funny and you should boost all of them.
@Wildheart_Baby got three on my Flight'n'Tweetin' Protocol server right now
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@theregister doesn't Germany have some pantograph lanes for semi-leccy lorries already?
@kimaldis@photog.social loving the knowing terrier shot :)
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I’m afraid I shall be unable to attend your party as I’m reading a really good book at the moment.
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TikTok: Look! I discovered hot water melts frozen food faster!
Twitter: Look at this TikTok video showing how to defrost your food faster!
Yahoo news: Millions of Twitter users view TikTok video showing new life hack for melting frozen food!
Mastodon: piss
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Wait wait wait wait
Let me get this straight...
LinkedIn wants to generate crappy AI content and then invite me to fix it, for free, under some guise of flattery calling out my "expertise"
Really?
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@rozanski @codinghorror You may also like the barn.megaparsec measuring spoon. A barn is an area roughly covering a Uranium nucleus. A megaparsec is three and a bit million light years. Multiply them and you get a volume, about a third of a teaspoon. My spoon is within ~1%
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It doesn't matter if a refugee turns out to be Albert Einstein or Mo Farah.
Refugees are individually valuable because they are *people*, not because the country could potentially use their talents.
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@glynmoody hmm, BBC censors its non-polictical output because it might upset right-wing viewers.
who are the triggered leftwing liberal snowflakes meant to be again?
those ones causing "cancel-culture" according to those right-wing viewers?
it's Attenburgh, ffs. a nature program.
can those right-wing folks who complain about cancel-culture now actually say something please?
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UK Politics, Wild Isles, RSPB, BBC
@Wildheart_Baby Everything driving me mad atm. I can't bear to read any more news today. I've been driven to drink.
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Things we didn't do:
- Start the fire
- Shoot the deputy
- Steal the cookies from the cookie jar
Things we did:
- Tried to fight it
- Shot the sheriff
- Put the sham in the shama-lama-ding-dong
Things we will do:
- Survive
- Rock you
- Walk 500 miles
- Walk 500 more
Things we won't do:
- Get fooled again
- Back down
- That
Things we will never do:
- Give you up
- Let you down
- Run around
- Desert you
(Oops:
- I did it again)
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I occasionally still pop over to The Other Place.
On the whole it just reiterates why I moved - I have to focus on the few accounts I want to catch up on because the rest is *argh* - but sometimes there is something delightful.
I don't think Ben Cameron is over here, so I just want to point people at this amazing axolotl plushie.
It is SOOOO cute.
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Steve:
frequent overthinker, compulsive fixer, digester-then-explainer, "why?" question relishing father, minor-irritant partner, excessive disassembler, original-form hacker, high-efficiency googler, borderline-competent car-fixer, expert-level car-breaker, faster-by-qwerty communicator, indiscriminate photo-taker, Leatherman owner.
Joined Nov 2022
