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@eclectech maybe render them in the style of the Easter Island figures?

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I want a job with the TSA so I can experience, for a brief moment, what it's like to not have consequences when I steal things

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For those yet to see it: Europe's sleeper trains, mapped... back-on-track.eu/night-train-m (Paris-Italy, and into Spain - those yawning gaps in the network just scream 'fill me!' don't they...)

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This is NOT funny, pufferfish only do this when they're VERY scared.

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I was doing an activity with my youngest and then told him I had to go back to work. He motioned to my laptop and said "Okay, go touch your letters daddy." which is such an amazing burn.

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Made a clock that shows the wrong time when it detects someone looking at it 👀🙂

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Tim Burr: An oak tree fell on my house and crushed my children.

Lumberjack: I will shout your name each time I slay a tree.

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@Richard_Littler
Scarfolk and reality have merged. I cannot tell which is which any more

@mattround blimey. Persil trying to get in on the Tide-pods craze?
"Have a nice cup o'suds"

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Mastod1 be nice. (sorry, closed for new registrations after a bunch of 'commercial/spamming' accounts jumped in - rule 3 on site)