evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

Twitter is down like a kid crossing the street in front of a Tesla

hieronymus bob

I love how something as simple as adding a single eye can change a photo.

I mean, this is SUCH a cutie.

I want to find it sucking the life juice out of all my plants.

#nature #photography #creature #silly #plants

It's Valentine's Day and Patch Tuesday, so the chance I'm getting screwed is 100%.

Roses are red,
Your passport is blue.
Now stand over there,
In that very long queue.

This meme has been rattling around in my head for at least a year and I only just now finally bothered to write it down

(click to expand, it has the full 5 panels)

u have to be very quiet when hacking so the coputer doesn't hear you. thats why its called ssh

Ah, the joy of text localisation.

In this context, Microsoft, it is a zip file, not a postcode file, even though I'm in the UK :)

Mario has set unrealistic vertical leap expectations for plumbers.

Ok, so Madison Violet are all of the good. Like: they make you laugh, make you sad. Top musicianship and harmonies. Go see them.

this was the best thing I ever tweeted

signals

Permalink: https://wizardzines.com/comics/signals/

It's #haggis day!

I've only eaten veggie ones myself (and they are very fine btw) but I had to buy a meat one once and decided to get some creative mileage out of it.

So yeah... this is the result. My portrait of a haggis at rest.

#haggis #BurnsNight #Scottish #Scotland #food

I look forward to the day, which shall surely soon arrive, that Elon Musk becomes a self-made millionaire.

If you have a parrot and you don’t teach it to say, “help I’ve been turned into a parrot” you’re wasting everyone’s time.

wait for it