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Afternoon. Today's sunny Monday picture is Pupper Planet, home to this delightful oversized dog who has dropped their bone and would very much like it back please.

#360degree #photo #sphere #silly #dog #DogsOfMastodon

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@deviantollam wow, they have musk listed twice I think. "divorced manchild" and "stack of ego 6'1 high" should be the same lot surely?

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Additionally, if autistic people were the dominant neurotype, there would be a 1 mile distance between every human dwelling in the world, and a hedge as high as Kilimanjaro around each property. And the walls of each property would be 8 metres thick.
#asd #autism #hyperacuasis

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@Wildheart_Baby not forcing, per se. just not fencing it off, and dangling a big bag of haribo over the middle...

@Wildheart_Baby if you replace the lawn with a 30' deep pit the footage can be streamed straight to youtube and the court

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Crossing my fingers that the hound's gut troubles are over & we'll all finally have a proper night's sleep (it's been pretty bad, but he's bearing up well for an old dog)

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Plot twist:

the "flamethrower" Elon Musk was talking about was Teslas all along.

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Every person I've ever met with an anti-immigration stance...

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I’m old enough to remember the first TED talk.
It was most excellent.

@Wildheart_Baby gotta eat those babies straight from the shuttle's belly like nature intended

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Annie, are you okay?
So, Annie, are you okay?
Are you okay, Annie?
You've been hit by
You've been hit by
a bus

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MITM is short for Malcolm in the Middle attack

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