evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net
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Steve:
frequent overthinker, compulsive fixer, digester-then-explainer, "why?" question relishing father, minor-irritant partner, excessive disassembler, original-form hacker, high-efficiency googler, borderline-competent car-fixer, expert-level car-breaker, faster-by-qwerty communicator, indiscriminate photo-taker, Leatherman owner.
Joined Nov 2022
@alistaircoleman blimey, 2023's going to be a bit empty soon :/
@ProfessorHedgehog car... udders...
*shudders*
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Have you ever been sitting in traffic when you start wishing your fingers were longer so you could tickle the undercarriage of the car in front of you and maybe make it giggle?
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Don't even talk to me until I have had my coffee because my shoulder-mounted noise-activated antipersonnel laser-cannon runs on coffee.
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If you're engaged to be married, I’m learning to design wedding invitations and would love to design your save the dates, invitations, and/or programs for free of charge in order to build my portfolio. Message me right now, and we can talk details.
*All* couples are welcome to participate. Thanks so much!
#graphicdesign #wedding #engaged #engagement #design #photography
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Keeping my tradition of painting octopuses on the bottoms of tables in hotel rooms alive 😀
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Tonight I decided to add candy eyes to our chocolate-dipped strawberries, only to learn that when it comes to desserts there is a very, very fine line between “whimsical” and “cursed”
@edstink please tell me there's no "peel the banana" button on that machine. please?
@eclectech depending on what you have and what the software can do with the output, they are vaguely like an adjustable fisheye lens that you can move after the shot. some, also after the video too. get it in as odd a place possible for best/most interesting results. go close, go low, go high, go inside*
*not living things. dear Bod no, not living things. never let a small child chew on one, even if waterproof. *shudders*
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I have been playing with a 360 degree camera and I have to say I am DELIGHTED with how you can turn the world inside out and back to front.
It's amazing fun.
Need to get my head round it properly, and some decent weather to get some good photos, but I will be making more THINGS.
@Hinterlands @typejunky@mastodon.online if you manage to find the carpark in good weather, Arbor Low can be pretty cool. stone henge laid flattish with ditch surrounding it. big skies, take wide-angle or macro for best effect. Arbor Low Stone Circle and Gib Hill Barrow
https://maps.app.goo.gl/KZEaCcCKJm477Ami7
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@evilstevie I enjoy how little she needs to do, to have them stuttering in impotent rage.
@alistaircoleman but sometimes also hilarious too
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Recent (reverted) addition to Andrew Tate’s Wikipedia page. It goes without saying the Wiki Vandalism is A Bad Thing.
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Creative humblebrag
When the mood takes me, I will occasionally throw my creative efforts at building 1:64 scale dioramas. This was ostensibly to show off my Matchbox/Hot Wheels/Corgi car restorations and customisations but I found the diorama building to be more rewarding and challenging.
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Waterfall. High Peaks. Derbyshire.
#bnw
#photography
#mastoart
#landscape
#fotografie
#blackandwhite
@Hinterlands howdy! may your day include some more ND100 filter moments and sheep :)
@SwiftOnSecurity I enjoyed that one, and now have a much better understanding of how the launch escape system was meant to work too
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Incredibly tiny man baby
Sometimes twitter has an absolute banger.
If you come for the queen, you had better not miss, and yet so many do.
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Steve:
frequent overthinker, compulsive fixer, digester-then-explainer, "why?" question relishing father, minor-irritant partner, excessive disassembler, original-form hacker, high-efficiency googler, borderline-competent car-fixer, expert-level car-breaker, faster-by-qwerty communicator, indiscriminate photo-taker, Leatherman owner.
Joined Nov 2022
