evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net
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Steve:
frequent overthinker, compulsive fixer, digester-then-explainer, "why?" question relishing father, minor-irritant partner, excessive disassembler, original-form hacker, high-efficiency googler, borderline-competent car-fixer, expert-level car-breaker, faster-by-qwerty communicator, indiscriminate photo-taker, Leatherman owner.
Joined Nov 2022
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There's an Elon tweet for every shitty move he does.
So about banning a bunch of other social networks now in place on Twitter.
Well...
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@david This has aged well
#twitter #twittermigration #spacekaren #musk #sanctions #elon #elonmusk #europe
@eclectech the teenager has taste.
also shares in googley eyes, I suspect
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The asteroid that ended the dinosaurs was technically the highest ratio of killing birds to one stone.
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🏳️🌈🖖🏽
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#JohnMastodon really isn't getting the level of appreciation that he deserves, if we're all being honest with ourselves.
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The Teenager: What are you laughing at?
Me: Oh. Nothing. I've just put a beard on a standing stone.
*runs over*
*sighs*
*pause*
The Teenager: It needs googly eyes.
Anyhoo... back in a mo...
@eclectech googley eyes ftw! yay
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Well. They were NOT wrong.
I give you two standing stones on Arran, part of the Machrie Moor stone circles, in fine festive garb.
You are very welcome.
#StandingStoneSunday #Silly #GooglyEyes #Photo #IsleOfArran #MachrieMoor #Scotland #Festive #Animation
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In 1976, THE POINTER SISTERS were asked to record "Pinball Number Count" for Sesame Street, which was a series of educational cartoons teaching kids how to count. It made its debut in 1977 and was a feature on the show for many years.
A BANGER 🔥🔥🔥
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For the average user, these "John Mastodon" jokes might be hilarious, but to the guy who ran over a man named John Mastodon with his car 26 years ago and has been hiding the evidence ever since, it's gotta feel like a bad omen
@ktzone nah, I'm all good with it.
damnit, after all this time...
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Did You Know?: Jack Nicholson improvised the "here's Johnny" line in The Shining as a nod to his friend, the then-unknown Jonathan Mastodon, who would of course go on to found this here website
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John Mastodon explaining the federated timeline to the new users
@notadog@jorts.horse crimes are legal if the penalty is only fines you can afford
@35millimetre oooh nice. I've got an XA2 I used as a point and shoot for a bit (pre-digital days) and my dad's XA when he finally ditched film. amazing, tiny, dense cameras, but my shooting style is largely incompatible with film :(
@ancient_catbus oh hell. oh hell no. I now need a small dog and a set of wheels. curse you.
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Steve:
frequent overthinker, compulsive fixer, digester-then-explainer, "why?" question relishing father, minor-irritant partner, excessive disassembler, original-form hacker, high-efficiency googler, borderline-competent car-fixer, expert-level car-breaker, faster-by-qwerty communicator, indiscriminate photo-taker, Leatherman owner.
Joined Nov 2022
