evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net
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Steve:
frequent overthinker, compulsive fixer, digester-then-explainer, "why?" question relishing father, minor-irritant partner, excessive disassembler, original-form hacker, high-efficiency googler, borderline-competent car-fixer, expert-level car-breaker, faster-by-qwerty communicator, indiscriminate photo-taker, Leatherman owner.
Joined Nov 2022
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Today is the day I reveal to mastodon that I have a Great Dane who sits like this.
Thought it needed to be known
tap to see his full greatness
@alistaircoleman balls to that, we all know he was trying to kill the office coffee machine as revenge for its 'soup' beverage
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It could happen to any one of us: Get a war surplus grenade launcher in the office Secret Santa, accidentally destroy the office minutes later. Any one of us.
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When even the *BBC* start putting up articles about Twitter blocking Mastodon - you know the birdman has screwed up big time.
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It is a truism that furries make the internet go, but we must remember there are scalies in the mix too. I know of many a vital system that still runs on a mainframe and that is maintained by a team of dedicated COBOLds.
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*Kidzbop song plays* my 4yo: they were 𝙨𝙪𝙥𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙙 to say "fuck"
@healyn I think the "boner!" tshirt may have crossed the line :(
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Yer man Kim Jong-un has a new rocket motor he wants to show off. Trouser width, sadly, has been censored. So much for free speech. #KimJongUnTrouserWatch
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@evilstevie hundreds of cats are abducted by sheep every year, so sad
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if you subscribe to Mastodon Blue, you're allowed to fuck the extinct elephant dinosaur
@healyn this is all lies and can get you kicked out of the Natural History Museum pretty quickly :(
@35millimetre have you seen what british wildlife does to cats tho?
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Full moonlight 5🌕
Nikon F3P
85mm F1.4
Ilford Ortho Plus 80
HC-110
#believeinfilm #ilfordphoto
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Serious, cat-based, Santa stare
This is the creepiest of Christmas tunes isn't it? Far too sinister.
#silly #cat #santa #festive #CatsOfMastodon #GoodOrBad #NaughtyOrNice
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@yaldi glad I organized my memes folder yesterday
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Weird fluffy advent, day 16
Have you been naughty or nice? Not long now until the Festive Fluff Monster of Judgement appears under your tree.
#FluffyAdvent #silly #festive #Christmas #creature #picture #AdventCalendar
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Steve:
frequent overthinker, compulsive fixer, digester-then-explainer, "why?" question relishing father, minor-irritant partner, excessive disassembler, original-form hacker, high-efficiency googler, borderline-competent car-fixer, expert-level car-breaker, faster-by-qwerty communicator, indiscriminate photo-taker, Leatherman owner.
Joined Nov 2022
