evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

Let’s have one of my favourite photos of all time. This is Bruno, the best cat ever, a cat in a lifetime. He was 15 when I took this photo, and lived til he was 18
#catsofmastodon #cat #voidcat #bestcatever

The Festival of Brexit is apparently being investigated by the National Audit Office over its “exorbitant” cost.

Looks like it was very aptly named after all...

Almost like the whole thing was a genius piece of concept art...

5 hit combo

Ah, just one more for today.

This is one of the Machrie Moor Standing Stones on the west of #Arran #Scotland

A #neolithic site of ritual and domestic activity, on a lonely moorland.

And another cracking view.

#StandingStoneSunday

Ooh. Love a good standing stone, and apparently we have #StandingStoneSunday here?

This is Macleod's Stone on the #IsleOfHarris in the #OuterHebrides of #Scotland, and a mighty fine stone it is.

I've found you pretty much always get an excellent view with a Scottish standing stone. The blue sky is not *quite* as reliable.

IMPORTANT TOOT. As you may have heard, thanks to the UK gov't, voter suppression is underway. Citizen Card are issuing police approved photo ID cards to anyone between ages 18 - 64. Use code FREEVOTERID. Please spread this information far & wide and help anyone you know who needs it to get theirs. The Tories must NOT be allowed to stop us from voting.
Email : contact@citizencard.com
https://twitter.com/CitizenCard/status/1590035702200565760?t=q-YEJdFIXb8lsAJZOn0MhA&s=19

WOW! It’s been 3 days and I just hit over 20,000 followers here! Thanks to everyone! In celebration, here’s a picture of Me smoking a huge joint while I hold a packed bong and do devil horns.

God makes LGBTQ people and God loves them just as they are. They deserve the same rights as everyone else. Anyone who says otherwise is a bigot and you can tell them I said that.
#GodLovesGays

Introducing the first alpha release of Mastodon 3.11 for Workgroups!

Available for Windows 95

Twitter users are all like “I don’t know if I can trust a bunch of career sysadmins and network engineers to run their own Mastodon instances” — meanwhile Elon is just running around the Twitter data center going “what’s this button do?”

Shaking off jet lag. We’re visiting All Hallows by the Tower Church, oldest church in London. I told Brad to be in the picture, but he said he hasn’t had his beauty sleep yet.

A cryptobro DMed me to ask if I wanted to join his mailing list.

I spent slightly too long making this to send in reply.

New Brian Blessed emoji just dropped…

People grumbling that #Mastodon is slow at the moment... You just turned up with 1 million people in a tiny, rural village and you're complaining there's a queue to get into the only tearoom, which is run by gay pensioners Babs & Maureen as a retirement hobby on Mons-Weds. Relax!
#TwitterMigration

UPDATE: Here's the latest chart.

We're now at 14,000 new users joining per hour.

By the end of the night, we might have 7 million Mastodon users.