> be me
> old coworker contacts me
> "my current employer wants to speak to you"
> Ok?
> It's big company
> everyone always talking about them
> everyone's heard of them
> all over news constantly now
> everyone uses them
> "Hello, we're looking for someone who knows a little bit about goop"
> wtf I know a little bit about goop
> idk tho I really like my current job
> salary offer is nearly double my current salary
> preposterous amount of money
> wtf
> also offers stonks and stuff
> total compensation would be near $800,000 a year
> wtf
> tell me need me to relocate to San Francisco
> tell me no work from home
> tell me possibly no more vx-underground
Nah, can't do that dawg. I'm not moving to San Francisco and I can't give up vx-underground. Thank you for the absolutely outrageous offer though
I don't want to live in San Francisco, I don't want to work in an office again, and I've dedicated 8 years of my life to this project, can't give it up for $800,000 a year, that's just plain ol silly
@vx_underground "sorry, I'm a media personality now, I can't just ungoop on youtube for money.
you got any of that juicy 'exposure' I keep hearing about though?"
;)
