anyone else find it funny that there's an entire conference of "We love crowdstrike! Look at how well we partner with them" Its like RSA meets APT Waifu portraits.

Makes me wanna throw up.

Talking about fal-con or whatever the fuck. Now you know. Take this cursed knowledge with you to the grave.

Bring me back a signed APT waifu portrait, please.

also, bring me back an agent update that bricks Windows on startup, would you?

@da_667 "has crowdstrike enhanced the endpoint security?"
well, it no longer runs Windows any more, so kinda yeah.

@evilstevie well, we solved security, but you won't like the solution.

@da_667 @evilstevie availability is my least favourite leg of the triad anyway...

@nyanbinary @evilstevie listen, ignoring availability is working just fine for github, right?