Right. OS geeks, I need your help.

I want to do a Jenny's Daily Drivers on a Hurd based OS.

Perhaps unsurprisingly, of all the options, none of them work.

Do any of you know of an image I can successfully run in QEMU or ideally direct from a disk, *that actually works*?

Please don't say Debian Hurd, it doesn't work. Same with Arch Hurd. Guix system Hurd craps out on boot.