Covered California (the state's medical insurance portal) is serving invalid JSON.
It's JS, not JSON, and even if you turn it into JSON, it's invalid, because they're sending duplicate keys for some reason.

I'm not sure if this is why I can't create my account or just another way in which their site is messed up

and one of the .js files that is failing to load is from a cloud-based AI company.

exactly the people I want to know about my health problems and SSN

yeah they fucked up their react. They marked one question as "required" so you can't submit the form without answering it, but it has no options you can select.

it's firefox. their fucking form doesn't work on firefox

sorry, only californians using a google-powered browser are allowed to have healthcare

hey look it magically works if I switch my UA

I'm sure that's fine

ooh, now it wants to know if I'm one of the four sexes:
male, female, trans: female to male, or trans: male to female.

great job guys, that's not how it works

I like how when they asked my zip code they had a "why do we need to know this?" option.

but not when they're going "hey, are you a trans?"

they also ask for my sex but the internal form name is gender.

THOSE ARE DIFFERENT THINGS

my gender is no, my sex is fuck no.

unless you're a government, in which case it's fuck the police

there we go I fixed it