I keep getting convenience food advertised to me and it’s approaching Soylent Green-levels of weirdness now. I do not want to eat the beef ingot. Or the oat ingot, or any convenient rectangle.

@evilstevie I think they just shave the legs off and package them up

@35millimetre I'm now suspicious about the oat ingot. would that be an oaty weetabix? is oatabix a thing? does it have the structural concrete properties of weetabix too?

@evilstevie I guess it was an extra dense flapjack? It looked like the least appetising thing ever

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@35millimetre for all the obvious efficiencies of packaging, transportation, etc you're really unselling cuboid foodstuffs to me ;)

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