@jbz how about we *remove* compulsarily-added root/admin privs for users only on reaching adulthood?
problem will resolve itself with either dead systems, engineered-in security of unheard of ability, or platforms requesting "no kids" for themselves.

favebook wants 14 year old kids to have accounts? nice system you used to have there, Meta...
X wants early-life proto-nazis joining? excuse me while I bulk-order me some popcorn