Hello and welcome, baby stavlets. It's time to make an introduction post. Here's some prompts:
-what specifications should a mandatory tournament chess standard vibrating buttplug have
-what's your favourite crisps
-piss?
@stavvers not one of the latest refugees, but...
-spec should relate to ability to make it fairer, like a golfing handicap or excessive drinking in darts.
maybe the highest current trophy the player has forms the basis of their "ass-assist" or maybe an inverse of their current world ranking as diameter (inches for Americans, cm for those who understand them)?
-crisps depend on season, beverage, levels of hydration, sunshine and the amount of available time to consume. Bacon Frazzles, basically.
