Kids outside playing, relentlessly shrieking / screaming / squealing at a pitch that could shatter diamonds. I swear to god, I don't know how parents don't have fifty nervous breakdowns before lunchtime. When you reproduce, a chemical in the brain must be activated that numbs you to, or at least mitigates, just how *intensely* annoying your child is.

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@Richard_Littler I utterly refute this. Your own offspring have an ability to both delight and frustrate intensely. Sometimes mere seconds apart.

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